Two Florida Senior Citizens were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman Said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The Man with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Old Man, no pets allowed."
The Old Man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The Old Man said, "Yes, they're using them now.They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The Second Old Guy with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult,
but thought,"What the heck," so he put on his dark glasses and started
to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, Old Guy, no pets allowed."
The old guy said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The old guy with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua ? They gave me a fucking Chihuahua ?!"
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