Secret Service Uncovers Plot. . . .

THIS IS DOWNRIGHT SCARY!!!  Secret Service Uncovers Plot. . .

This is just another of several attempts. Maybe it will eventually work!

This is an amazing story. The secret service yesterday uncovered a plot by a group of neo-nazis to kidnap and hold for ransom, the President of the United States .  As is often the case, it was just lucky that a secret service man was in the area and discovered the plot before this dastardly mission was carried out.  Who knows what turmoil the country would have been thrown into if these hoodlums had been successful.   Secret Service uncovers plot to kidnap the President.       OH, LIGHTEN UP.....  I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!