A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good
morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners.'
'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she
proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
wide open.
Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from
your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'
The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get your ass a fork, 'cause
they cut off my electricity this morning.'
What part of I'm broke don't you understand?
Welcome to "Bogg's Blogs". I'm Arleen. You can hang around & listen to some great songs, read some funny stuff & comment on it all if you want! Don't forget to follow us! Enjoy! The songs below were recorded at The Getaway in Chamblee, Ga. A special thanks goes out to Bruce Jones for that!
