The Sisters Singing "Dixie Road"


Tuesday, November 16, 2010

THANKS TO TIBI > The Getaway Bar Song

THANKS TO TIBI, THIS IS AS CLOSE TO STARDOM AS I'LL EVER GET!!  I WONDER IF WE'LL BE NOMINATED FOR A "RAZZIE" THIS YEAR?!?!?! LOL

 

Finally, it is finally finished and on YouTube. Its not professional, its homemade, "The Getaway Song" video is UP.

This is the first song that I wrote, its to the music of "Lucille".

I had fun making it and hope Y'all enjoy

 

 


Monday, November 15, 2010

One Pretty P!..ssed Off Sheep... il pet ta zidane hehe

One Pretty P!..ssed Off Sheep... il pet ta zidane hehe

STAY CALM DAD...This is priceless!!


This is  priceless!

 
   click
 http://www.maniacworld.com/stay-calm-dad.html   3min 40 sec.....
  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 


Fwd: FW: Even Hunters have big hearts


This one was worth sending...brings tears to your eyes.

A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near Highway

7 early one cold December morning. Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the low shrubs. The buck was magnificent, a once in a lifetime animal. His rack was huge. The hunter's hand shook as his mind was already counting the Boone and Crockett points. Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on his .30-06 at the unsuspecting buck. As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down Highway 7. The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was stunned, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do.

You actually let that trophy deer go to pay respects to a passing funeral
procession. You are indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 37 years."

 

Fwd: QUOTE OF THE DAY...

QUOTE OF THE DAY

 

"A book gives knowledge, but it is life that gives understanding."

 

                        --- Jewish saying

 

 


My All Time Favorite TV Blooper


This is my all time favorite Blunder/Blooper by a TV personality./ab 

 


How do you wink at an illegal alien?

How do you wink at an illegal alien?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


ALL GIRL BIKER BAR

I know you guys will relate . . .

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight
lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde
joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Exam

NOW I'M FINALLY BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND…..! ab

 An attractive young woman and her dowdy middle-aged aunt arrived at the doctor's office.
"We're here for an examination," the beautiful young woman said.
"All right," the doctor said: "Go behind that curtain and take off all of your clothes."
"Oh, no, not me," the young woman said: "It's for my aunt, here."
"Oh, I see," the doctor said, turning to the aunt: "In that case, stick out your tongue."


Sunday, September 12, 2010

my girls

THESE ARE JENI & KEN'S BASSET HOUNDS, ARE THEY NOT ADORABLE????

He Is God > Inspirational

~He Is God~

He is the First and Last,
The Beginning and the End!

He is the keeper of Creation and the Creator of all!
He is the Architect of the universe and the Manager of all times.
He always was, He always is, and He always will be ...
unmoved, Unchanged, Undefeated, and never Undone!

He was bruised and brought healing!
He was pierced and eased pain!
He was persecuted and brought freedom!
He was dead and brought life!
He is risen and brings power!
He reigns and brings Peace!
The world can't understand him,
The armies can't defeat Him,
The schools can't explain Him, and The leaders can't ignore Him.
Herod couldn't kill Him, The Pharisees couldn't confuse Him,  and The people couldn't hold Him!
Nero couldn't crush Him, Hitler couldn't silence Him,
The New Age can't replace Him, and "Oprah" can't explain Him away!

He is light, love, longevity, and Lord.
He is goodness, Kindness, Gentleness, and God.
He is Holy, Righteous, mighty, powerful, and pure.

His ways are right,
His word is eternal,
His will is unchanging, and His mind is on me.
He is my Savior,
He is my guide, and He is my peace!
He is my Joy,
He is my comfort,
He is my Lord, and He rules my life!

I serve Him because His bond is love,
His burden is light, and His goal for me is abundant life.

I follow Him because He is the wisdom of the wise,
the power of the powerful,
the ancient of days, the ruler of rulers, the leader of leaders, the overseer of the overcomers, and is to come. And if that seems impressive to you, try this for size.

His goal is a relationship with ME!
He will never leave me,
never forsake me,
never mislead me,
never forget me,
never overlook me and
never cancel my appointment in His appointment book!

When I fall, He lifts me up!
When I fail, He forgives!
When I am weak, He is strong!
When I am lost, He is the way!
When I am afraid, He is my courage!
When I stumble, He steadies me!
When I am hurt, He heals me!
When I am broken, He mends me!
When I am blind, He leads me!
When I am hungry, He feeds me!
When I face trials, He is with me!
When I face persecution, He shields me!
  When I face problems, He comforts me!
When I face loss, He provides for me!
When I face Death, He carries me Home!

He is everything for everybody everywhere, every time, and every way.

He is God, He is faithful. I am His, and He is mine!

My Father in heaven can whip the father of this world.
So, if you're wondering why I feel so secure, understand this...

He said it and that settles it.
God is in control, I am on His side,
and that means all is well with my soul.
 

Everyday is a blessing for GOD Is!

   

PASS THIS ON IF YOU BELIEVE IT...

I love the Lord and thank Him for all that He has done in my life; therefore I'm passing this on.


Urgent Warning for Next Thursday!!!

Urgent Warning for Next Thursday!!!

 Aliens are coming to Earth next Thursday and their mission is to abduct all good looking and sexy "old" people. 

 

 You will be safe; I'm just emailing you to say goodbye.

Fwd: FW: Texas Rancher:

Texas Rancher

A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio.

The Texas Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for three years.

I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board.

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board.

"Then there's the half-wit.

He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board.

But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the investigator.

"That would be me," replied the rancher.

Fwd: FW: British Pee Break

ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME REF MY CIGARETTES, KNOWS THIS WOULD BE THE "MALE VERSION OF ARLEEN"….LOL

 


Fwd: FW: How Hell Works

OMG!!  THIS ONE IS CRAZY INDEED!!

 


Thursday, September 9, 2010

BENEFIT FOR DANNY LOVEDAY......

THIS COMING SATURDAY (SEPTEMBER 11TH) THE EAGLES CLUB (FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES, 3118 CHESTNUT DR. CHAMBLEE, GA) ARE HAVING A BENEFIT FOR DANNY, WHO SEVERAL OF YOU KNOW HIM FROM THE GETAWAY ALSO. HE USUALLY COMES INTO THE GETAWAY LATER AT NIGHT.  HE'S A BIG, TALL GUY WHO WILL HELP ANYONE IF THEY ARE IN NEED OF A WRECKER OR CAR REPAIRS…HE'S A SUPER GUY!! I CAN NAME SEVERAL DIFFERENT FOLKS THAT HE'S HELPED OUT AT THE GETAWAY ALONE AND THAT REALLY APPRECIATE DANNY'S SERVICES AND ACTS OF KINDNESSES.

STARTING AT 7:PM, THIS SATURDAY, THE EAGLES ARE DOING A BENEFIT TO HELP DANNY, WHO HAS BEEN IN AND OUT OF GRADY HOSPITAL, DIAGNOSED WITH LEUKEMIA. HE'S HAVING BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS AND HAS NO INSURANCE.  THE BOX DINNERS WILL BE $12.00 AT THE DOOR OR $10.00 IF PRE-PAID. YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE ALSO TO A FUND SET ASIDE FOR HIM THERE ALSO.  A BIG THANKS TO PETE GILYARD FOR THIS INFORMATION SO LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW.

THERE WILL ALSO BE A WILD AND FUNKY BAND CALLED "THE BIG BAD BOOTY BAND" AND FROM WHAT I'M TOLD, THEY'RE VERY ENTERTAINING, GREAT MUSIC!  PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT THIS WORTHY CAUSE, HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!
                                                                                               
ARLEEN
770-491-0501                                                                                                               



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Really cool


For those of a certain era !!!!!!!!

We Didn't Start the Fire
   
This song & it's title was answer to one of last week's Final Jeopardy  -- only one
person got it right.  Question was (paraphrased) "What 1980's song do history teachers
 
praise for its educational value?"  
 
 I never could understand all the references on Billy Joel's song -- fortunately, with this VIDEO,

given the picture(s), we now can "see" what our "ears" couldn't.

Anyway, have you ever checked to see the purpose behind the song?
   

 Apparently, it's Joel's homage to the 40-years of historical headlines since his birth (1949).  

 

Wish we could have appreciated the depths of this song when it was released.  Twenty years later,

it's amazing what Joel was able to put into music and lyrics lasting only a few minutes.

 Whether you are a Billy Joel fan or not, you probably remember his great song, 'We Didn't Start the Fire..'  

 Here it is, set to pictures... . It's a neat flashback through the past half century. I never did know all the words.
 Turn up the volume, sit back and enjoy a review of 50 years of history in  less than 3 minutes! Thanks to Billy Joel

and some guy from the University of  Chicago  with a lot of spare  time and Google .

 Top left gives you full screen....top right lets you pause.  Bottom left shows the year.  The older you are, the more

pictures you will recognize.  Anyone over age 65 should remember over 90% of what they see. But it's great at any age.
 
   click below
 
   We Didn't Start The Fire <http://yeli.us/Flash/Fire.html>  


White House Visitors


Men & their power tools



THESE ARE SO "MANLY"…

THE MONKEY STORY


> Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage,
> hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under
> it.
>
> Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to
> climb towards the banana.
>
> As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the other
> monkeys with cold water. After a while another monkey makes
> the attempt with same result, all the other monkeys are
> sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another Monkey
> tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to
> prevent it.
>
> Now, put the cold water away. Remove one monkey from the
> cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the
> banana and wants to climb the stairs.
>
> To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the snot out of
> him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he
> tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.
>
> Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and
> replace it with a new one.
>
> The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked.  The
> previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with
> enthusiasm.
>
> Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one,
> then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey
> takes to the stairs he is attacked.
>
> Most of the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea
> why they were not permitted to climb the stairs OR even why
> they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
> Finally, after replacing all of the original monkeys, none
> of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold
> water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the
> stairs to try for the banana.
>
> Why not?
>
> Because as far as they know, that is the way it has always
> been done around here.  And that, my fellow monkeys, is
> how Congress operates - And precisely why we need to REPLACE
> all the original monkeys this November.


Billiards - Enjoy! pretty kool


Don't miss this one!!! !!! You just gotta watch this!!! It made me laugh the whole time!!! S

 THIS IS SO CUTE – WISH MY FACE WAS INSET IN LIEU OF THE DOG! HAHA

New version, old song.

Dear Dr. Ruth



Ray Stevens - Caribou Barbie

THIS IS ONE OF RAY'S BEST -  
Arleen
Subject: RE: Ray Stevens - Caribou Barbi

Secret Service Uncovers Plot. . . .


THIS IS DOWNRIGHT SCARY!!!  Secret Service Uncovers Plot. . .
This is just another of several attempts. Maybe it will eventually work!

This is an amazing story.

The secret service yesterday uncovered a plot by a group of neo-nazis to kidnap and hold for
ransom, the President of the United States . 

As is often the case, it was just lucky that a secret service man was in the area and discovered the plot before this dastardly mission was carried out.  Who knows what turmoil the country would have been thrown into if these hoodlums had been successful.
 



Secret Service uncovers plot to kidnap the President.
 

 
 
OH, LIGHTEN UP..... 
KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!

Chrysler Story

News Flash, as if we never suspected corruption at the highest level....
 

  Chrysler--A?Very Dirty? Story

Sooner or later it will all come to light!

This could be a scandal of epic proportions and one that makes Nixon's

Watergate or Clinton 's Monica Lewinsky affair pale by comparison. Why

was there neither rhyme nor reason as to which dealerships of the

Chrysler Corporation were to be closed?

Roll the clock back to the weeks just before Chrysler declared

bankruptcy. Chrysler, like GM, was in dire financial straits and

federal government "graciously" offered to "buy the company" and keep

them out of bankruptcy and "save jobs."

Chrysler was, in the words of Obama and his administration,? "Too big

to fail," same story with GM.

The feds organized their "Automotive Task Force" to fix Chrysler and

GM. Obama, in an act that is 100% unconstitutional, appointed a guy

named Steve Rattner to be the White House's official Car Czar -

literally, that's what his title is.

Rattner is the liaison between Obama, Chrysler, and GM.

Initially, the national media reported that Chrysler 'had made this

list of dealerships'. Not true!

The Washington Examiner, Newsmax, Fox News and a host of other news

agencies discovered that the list of dealerships was put together by

the "Automotive Task Force" headed by no one other than Mr. Steve

Rattner.

Now the plot thickens.

Remember earlier we said that there was neither rhyme nor reason why

certain dealerships were closed?

Actually there's a very interesting pattern as to who was closed down.

Again, on May 27, 2009, The Washington Examiner and Newsmax exposed

the connection.

Amazingly, of the 789 dealerships closed by the federal government,

788 had donated money, exclusively to Republican political causes,

while contributing nothing to Democratic political causes. The only

"Democratic" dealership on the list was found to have donated $7,700

to Hillary's campaign, and a bit over $2,000 to John Edwards. This

same dealership, reportedly, also gave $200.00 to Obama's campaign.

Does that seem a little odd to you?

Steve Rattner is the guy who put the list together. Well, he happens

to be married to a Maureen White. Maureen happens to be the former

national finance chairman of the Democratic National Committee. As

such, she has access to campaign donation records from everyone in the

nation- Republican or Democrat. But of course, this is just a wacky

"coincidence," we're certain.

Then comes another really wacky "coincidence."

On that list of dealerships being closed down, a weird thing happened

in Arkansas , North Louisiana, and Southern Missouri . It seems that

Bill Clinton's former White House Chief of Staff, Mack McClarty, owns

a chain of dealership in that region, partnered with a fellow by the

name of Robert Johnson.

Johnson happens to be founder of Black Entertainment Television and

was a huge Obama supporter and financier.

These guys own a half dozen Chrysler stores under the company title of

RLJ-McClarty-Landers. Interestingly, none of their dealerships were

ordered closed - not one!

While all of their competing Chrysler/Dodge and Jeep dealership were!

Eight dealerships located near the dealerships owned by McClarty and

Johnson were ordered shut down. Thus by pure luck, these two major

Obama supporters now have virtual monopoly on Chrysler sales in their

zone.

Isn't that amazing?

Go look in The Washington Examiner, the story's there, and it's in a

dozen or so other web-based news organizations; this isn't being made

up.

Now if you thought Chrysler was owned by Fiat, you are mistaken. Under

the federal court ruling, 65% of Chrysler is now owned by the federal

government and the United Auto Workers union!

Fiat owns 20%.

The other 15% is still privately owned and presumably will be traded

on the stock market. Obama smiles and says he doesn't want to run the

auto industry.

As horrifying as this is to comprehend, and being as how this used to

be the United States of America , it would appear that the president has

the power to destroy private businesses and eliminate upwards of

100,000 jobs just because they don't agree with his political agenda.

This is Nazi Germany stuff, and it's happening right here, right now,

in our back yard.

There are voices in Washington demanding an explanation, but the

"Automotive Task Force" has released no information to the public or

to any of the senators demanding answers for what has been done.

Keep your ear to the ground for more on this story. If you've ever

wanted to make a difference about anything in your life, get on the

phone to your national senator or representative in the House and

demand an investigation into this.

Benjamin Franklin had it right when he said, "All that's necessary for

evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

Car Czar No More

An amazing thing happened as this story was going to press. Obama's

Car Czar, Steve Rattner, resigned on July 13 and was promptly replaced

by former steel workers union boss Ron Bloom.

According to CBS News, Rattner left "to return to private life and

spend time with his family."

Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner said, "I hope that he takes another

opportunity to bring his unique skills to government service in the

future."

By the way, Rattner is under investigation for a multi-million dollar

pay-to-play investment bank scandal in New York ....

Uh-oh!

But, we're certain that had nothing to do with his resignation.

And, according to several news sources out there, there are rumors

he's being investigated for what could be pay-to-play scandal

involving the closing of Chrysler and GM dealerships. Really? Again,

that couldn't have anything to with his resignation-that's ridiculous!

Like CBS said, this guy just wants to "spend more quality time with

his family."

Obama has 32 personally appointed "czars" who answer to no one but

him, all of whom are acting without any Constitutional authority.

But hey, we're sure they all have "unique skills,"......as Tim

Geithner likes to say!

SOOOOO.HOWS THE CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU?..

Check it out at the following websites.....

This goes beyond corruption in high places - to gross criminal actions

on the part of our government! I hope you will spread this far and

wide, and hopefully the taxpaying public will demand some of that

transparency we were promised......followed by criminal prosecution of

the perpetrators!

What a crooked government, we have!!!!!? Vote 'em all out...November, 2010!