THANKS TO TIBI > The Getaway Bar Song

THANKS TO TIBI, THIS IS AS CLOSE TO STARDOM AS I'LL EVER GET!!  I WONDER IF WE'LL BE NOMINATED FOR A "RAZZIE" THIS YEAR?!?!?! LOL

 

Finally, it is finally finished and on YouTube. Its not professional, its homemade, "The Getaway Song" video is UP. This is the first song that I wrote, its to the music of "Lucille". I had fun making it and hope Y'all enjoy   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM03ny2PHLU

 

One Pretty P!..ssed Off Sheep... il pet ta zidane hehe

One Pretty P!..ssed Off Sheep... il pet ta zidane hehe

STAY CALM DAD...This is priceless!!

This is  priceless!    click  http://www.maniacworld.com/stay-calm-dad.html   3min 40 sec.....

 

Fwd: FW: Even Hunters have big hearts

This one was worth sending...brings tears to your eyes. A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand near Highway 7 early one cold December morning. Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the low shrubs. The buck was magnificent, a once in a lifetime animal. His rack was huge. The hunter's hand shook as his mind was already counting the Boone and Crockett points. Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on his .30-06 at the unsuspecting buck. As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down Highway 7. The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was stunned, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You actually let that trophy deer go to pay respects to a passing funeral procession. You are indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend." The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 37 years."

Fwd: QUOTE OF THE DAY...

QUOTE OF THE DAY

 

"A book gives knowledge, but it is life that gives understanding."

 

                        --- Jewish saying

 

 

My All Time Favorite TV Blooper

This is my all time favorite Blunder/Blooper by a TV personality./ab 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzV8wrnLfS4

How do you wink at an illegal alien?

How do you wink at an illegal alien?

 

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR

I know you guys will relate . . .

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight
lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde
joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Exam

NOW I'M FINALLY BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND…..! ab

 An attractive young woman and her dowdy middle-aged aunt arrived at the doctor's office.
"We're here for an examination," the beautiful young woman said.
"All right," the doctor said: "Go behind that curtain and take off all of your clothes."
"Oh, no, not me," the young woman said: "It's for my aunt, here."
"Oh, I see," the doctor said, turning to the aunt: "In that case, stick out your tongue."